SHIT!

I don't know how, but I lost ALL my links!
The blogroll was the best thing about this blog so I'm building a new blog while searching for my old links.
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Moonlight Sonata

Michael Lucarelli playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata

Are you paying attention now?

H/T JammieWearingFool

Erin Bonsteel & Chris Muir

Erin Bonsteel's Fishy Website, Anti Anti Underground

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Day By Day

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ǝɹǝɥ ʇɥƃıɹ ʇou s,ƃuıɥʇǝɯos 'ʎɐʞ0

The Goon Squad

America is waking up and someone doesn't like it!

This damn democracy thing is really starting to piss off Obama. Now he's blaming Americans for his HC headache and has called upon his union cronies to shut us up!

Photoshop from Dan Collins POWIP.

See Cartoons by Cartoon by Gary McCoy
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Those of us who have read HR 3200 and have the audacity to ask questions know that this BS has nothing to do with health care. It's about rewarding cronies and enablers and solidifying the power of the ruling class.

• Pg 59 HC Bill lines 21-24 Gov will have direct access to your bank accounts
  
• Pg 72 Lines 8-14 Gov will create an HC Exchange to bring private HC plans under Government control (so much for keeping your private plan)
  
• Pg 85 Line 7 Specifics of Benefit Levels for Plans (rationing of health care)
• Pg 127 Lines 1-16 HC Bill - Doctors/ AMA - The Government will tell doctors what they can earn.
• Pg 195 Gov will have access to ALL Americans’ finances and personal records.
• Pg 354 Sec Gov to restrict enrollment of Special needs people.
• PG 427 Lines 15-24 Gov mandates program for orders for end of life. Gov to decide how your life ends.

Taxpayers understand that creating over 50 new layers of bureaucracy isn't going to reduce the cost of health care. We know that Section 1233 IS about euthanasia. We've learned from reading the bill that these scumbags are hiding from us and lying to us every time they open their mouths.

The left claims that HC protesters aren't legitimate because we don't wear Che Guevara tee-shirts and pink boas. They project their astroturfing activities onto protesters while offering $600 a week on craigslist to anyone who will join their "grassroots campaign."

The town-halls have highlighted the fact that citizens are more informed about pending legislation than "our" representatives who will be voting on it. It's all become quite inconvenient for those who wish to enslave us and Dear Leader is sending his goons to shut us up.

See Cartoons by Cartoon by Nate Beeler
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Lookin' For Snitches

One thing I've learned about the Democratic Leadership, if you want to know what they're really up to, just listen to what they're accusing their opponents of...


Don Obama is asking that anyone who gets an email or "sees something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy" report it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

5 US Code §552a(e)(7) any Federal agency

"(7) maintain no record describing how any individual exercises rights guaranteed by the First Amendment unless expressly authorized by statute or by the individual about whom the record is maintained or unless pertinent to and within the scope of an authorized law enforcement activity"

At this point it certainly comes as no surprise the these thugs have as much respect for the law as they do for the people. Can you imagine the outrage if Bush had asked Americans to forward emails critical of his policies to the White House?

The king of community organizers is not happy about the fact that communities of citizens concerned about this regime's disdain for personal liberty have organized themselves. While the Democratic Leadership is busy projecting astroturfing charges against a legitimate grass-roots movement, they're also busy hiring professional protesters to silence American citizens. O's Regime is now employing union thugs to assist in the silencing of American voters.

Here's an ironic memo sent out by the AFL-CIOs Richard Trumka:

"Mob rule is not democracy. People have a democratic right to express themselves and our elected leaders have a right to hear from their constituents -- not organized thugs whose sole purpose is to shut down the conversation and attempt to scare our leaders into inaction"

Today in St Louis over a 1000 of those constituents of were locked out of the Russ Carnahan town hall meeting! Meanwhile Carnahan's staff were busy sneaking union thugs inside through a side door marked "handicapped" to assist in keeping order incase any of the so-called "Mob" who made it inside had the audacity to question Carnahan's lies/talking points.

The American public is waking up and doesn't like being bullied by this administration. Now the administration dispatches bullies to shut them up. I predict violence erupts at town hall meetings this month and watch the media blame the citizen protesters rather than the professional agitators.

Too Cool!

H/T: Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

Bonsai!

Brunch With The Nuns & Our Ben Wa Balls

Over the years Miss, okay I can't put the blame entirely on Miss....

Since being blessed with Miss Anthropic's companionship, we've amassed a fairly impressive collection of "marital aids." Some of these "aids" are quite beautiful, especially the glass dildos, juicers, wands, plugs and ben wa balls. In fact they're so beautiful that while building our home in NM we purchased, refinished and wired an antique china cabinet to display our finer pieces of phallic art in our "Playroom." The collection is now located in Miss' boudoir off the master bedroom and is only meant for our private viewing pleasure of course.

Yesterday, we invited the Guatemalan Sisters over to the house for Sunday Brunch following Mass at the Soup Kitchen. We were celebrating a visit from Hermana Gabby (dubbed "Sister Swish" because she's earned hundreds of dollars for poor children in Guatemala by regularly schooling my sorry ass in games of H-O-R-S-E), is visiting from Guatemala where she serves as vicar for their community. Hermana Gabby was the Superior here before being elected vicar last year and I was excited to see my old guitar, hoops buddy again.

My Brunch Menu:
Lisse d'Oeufs, Eggs Melissa: sourdough biscuits topped with prosciutto, redfish, a poached egg topped with with hollandaise and lump crab meat.
Asparimp Salad: asparagus with radicchio, roasted garlic, white corn and sliced shrimp in a lemon butter sauce.
Pirate's Beach Potatoes: diced red potatoes with chopped andouille sausage, onions, orange and yellow bell pepper, roasted green chiles and tomitios then topped with bacon bits and requeson.
Lemon Mini Tarts: Basically, they're little homemade Pop-Tarts made with pie crust and lemon curd.

The Guatemalan Mafia hasn't been to our house since we finished remodeling, so while I was busy in the kitchen, which is off limits to Miss, she was giving them the tour.

As I'm whisking my hollandaise and poaching eggs Miss runs into the kitchen all upset and tells me that the nuns are in our bedroom and I need to get'em outa there! Our bedroom is off limits to guests and the door is always closed.

It seems our house dog, Frau Blucher, a geriatric weimaraner had grown bored of the tour and let herself into the bedroom for a nap. A couple of the sisters had followed Frau into our sanctuary (I told Miss that door levers were a bad idea. It only took Frau one day to figure them out. Perhaps next time we remodel she'll listen to me and opt for the knobs).

By the time we got upstairs a gaggle of giggling Guatemalans had gathered around and were gawking at our perverted toy cabinet. After a few uncomfortable moments Sister Magda looks at me and says with an impish twinkle in her eyes, "Papa John, what are these?" I told her that it was our crystal collection, like our cloisonne collection downstairs. Then one of them asks, "Why are they like this?" pointing at the large based dildos on the top shelf. So I explained that some of them were fertility sculptures. Adding that Melissa bought the first one as a joke for my birthday because she's younger and always teased me about being an old man. Everyone seemed satisfied with my BS answer, but as I was herding them out of the bedroom Sr. Maria asks, "Do you use them to pray for virility?" I stupidly replied No, but when used properly Melissa does talk to God. That remark got me a sharp elbow in the kidney and a night in the doghouse with Frau.

So anyway, after poaching some new eggs my meal was a hit with all the ladies. After polishing off the tarts we went out in the backyard with some lemonade and our guitars and Sr. Gabby, Miss and I jammed. We taught her American Pie and half an hour later we had all the nuns singing the the Weird Al version!

With the exception of the curious curio cabinet, our brunch was a tremendous success!



Final thought:
Thank goodness the good sisters didn't see my POWIP Condoms


H/T to Enoch_Root at Dan Collins blog...

Jill & Kevin's Wedding

Everyone has seen the video by now. I know it's become my latest addiction. When I tuned in for my daily fix, I found that Jill & Kevin now have a website! I only had one issue with their video and J&K have addressed that issue on their site. America's favorite newlyweds have given us another reason to love'em. First they gave us the feel good video of the year and now this classy couple gives us another reason to smile.

Jill & Kevin's Wedding

"Our experience since we posted the video has been incredible. We would never have expected this response to our wedding entrance in a million years.

We hope to direct this positivity to a good cause. Due to the circumstances surrounding the song in our wedding video, we have chosen the Sheila Wellstone Institute.

Sheila Wellstone was an advocate, organizer, and national champion in the effort to end domestic violence in our communities.

We are so grateful for all the love, kind words, and joy that have been shared with us from around the world. It has moved us deeply and filled our hearts."

Jill & Kevin's Wedding is the gift that keeps on giving!

Toto's - Africa: performed by Perpetuum Jazzile

Never been a Toto fan, but this, especially the storm intro, is cool.
H/T to Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

The ObamaJoker Poster

Coming Soon to a telephone pole in your neighborhood!

From:Tammy Bruce

Moonbattery has a high-res image to work with.

More Jokers HERE

Google Earth Finds Waldo

Hops Diplomacy

A professor, a policeman and a president walk into a bar…

You know Obama is in trouble when the NYT dispatches 3 reporters to live-blog the Suds-Summit/gimmick...

Treacher! Oh, to be a fly on a beer mug...


Government says, No More Cash for Clunkers
Does this mean Congress doesn't get paid?

The Media, The Left and GOP Elitists vs. Sarah Palin

Bill Whittles nails it!
THE DESTRUCTION OF SARAH PALIN

"By choosing life – a flawed life, some would say – Sarah Palin effortlessly displayed what once was the universal maternal instinct… and that put her way, way off the reservation. To present such a clear example of competence, achievement and respect while at the same time running full in the face of the liberal feminist first (and only) commandment, Sarah Palin earned the kind of hatred from the left that is only well and truly reserved for those people who so effortlessly put the lie to their entire philosophy. This is the kind of hate reserved for black Americans like Thomas Sowell or my own friend Alfonzo Rachel, who become traitors to their race as Palin became a traitor to her sex, for having the audacity – the gall, the unmitigated nerve – to have their own thoughts, and make up their own minds, and free themselves from the rigid – and racist and sexist – roles that have been cut out for them by the liberal establishment that perpetually shrieks that it is only working in their best interest out of a rarefied moral superiority."

PJTV: Afterburner


Related Post: Palin Derangement Syndrome


Republican's and Libertarians should pay attention to the Left's hatred of this woman. They're telling us she's the one they fear the most.

However, I'm not nearly as impressed with the left's loathing of Sarah Palin as I am of the fact that the Republican establishment apparently fears her too.

Palin scares the shit out of these clowns because she's not afraid to attack corruption on her side of the aisle, as her record proves. She the one who's a legitimate threat to the status quo in DC. She may just be the best HOPE for the real CHANGE this country needs. However, that change would come at the cost of the Republican leadership and they'll have none of that.

E - m a i l s f r o m a n a s s h o l e

DontEvenReply.com is a collection of e-mails the author sends to people who post classified ads. His goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off.

• Kittens for my Tiger
• High-rise Fridge Delivery
• The Plumber That Can't
• Horse Farm
• Camry Killer
  
• Brokeback Beach
  

h/t The Bloggess


THE OBAMAS #50
The Player pt. 2

Letters From a Cambridge Jail

IOWAHAWK!
Cambridge Police Profiling Still A Grim Reality for Harvard Faculty Assholes

"To add insult to injury, the desk officer refused my request for a dignified background bookshelf for my booking photos.

Thankfully the Constitution still allows even Harvard Assholes a bare modicum of human rights, so I used my allotted phone call to alert the Dean and the Faculty Grievance Committee to my plight. In those 35 excruciating minutes I wasted away waiting in that stark cell, I wrote the opening chapter of "Letters From a Cambridge Jail," my forthcoming scholarly magnum opus on the grim legacy of Asshole oppression in America."

CNN’s Don Lemon will pay a price for this!

Louduous Racerium Baitidae (Race Baiters) have been elevated to Moonbat status by Afrocity @ her most excellent blog: Autographed Letter Signed

Afrocity points out that not all members of the louduous racerium baitidae moonbat species are minorities. Talking heads Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow of MSNBC are examples of Caucasian louduous racerium baitidae moonbats as is Janeane Garofolo who is also of the liberalis vulgarus variety.

The Gates-gate tapes (911 & dispatch) have been released.
Professor Jacobson has details at Le·gal In·sur·rec·tion

Pazzesco's Potpourri

It's Frunobulax!
"Ladies and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call frunobulax
(apparently a very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching the power plant
Bullets cant stop it
Rockets cant stop it"
~Frank Zappa


Miss is hot to remodel the master bathroom (again) after seeing Mom's new house. I'm partial to this shower:

Miss says it's too masculine, but her side of the bathroom has a claw-foot tub. The shower is on my side. Whenever I get in the tub with her the dog stares and seem to be giggling.

Our new neighbor knocked on the door this morning to ask if we'd seen his missing cat. We'll be keeping the dogs inside today in case they cough up any more cat parts...


Oh, the shower picture reminds me.

Happy belated Birthday to JLo who hit the big 4-0 a few days ago.


Speaking of colorful lap-dogs and those whose careers are dependent on showing their asses, Maureen Dowd defends Obama's "police acted stupidly" remark.


Dan Collins links to Lynn Sweet's story on how she came to ask the now infamous Gates question. The comments are scary.

"Your question has opened up so many old racial wounds from the past here in Greater Boston. What a mess! Next time please think before you ask!"

Yeah, it was her question that opened those old wounds.

"First, the focus of the event was supposed to be on giving America a workable healthcare system [...] As I see it, he was tired, his mind really focussed [sic] on questions relating to the healthcare legislation [...] I think you owe him an apology."

Can you believe that shit? An apology for asking a question about a hot topic at a press conference? The "focus of the event" was of course the continued destruction of the US economy and usurpation of our freedom in order to empower leftist radicals. The left is upset because once again when forced to go off-prompter, Obama slipped up and told us what he's really thinking and their radical agenda hits a speed bump.

At least one of the commentors got it right:

"I surely hope sometime down the road you and others in your profession realize what a terrible disservice you have done in not properly vetting this man who is currently POTUS."

Here's an interesting game: Whack Your Boss!

(on the left) It's the Butt Station Desk Accessory Holder just in case desk clutter is a pain in your ass.

(on the right) It's not only functional, but it's also therapeutic! "The Ex" Knife Set and Holder

Nirvana vs Rick Astley?
Hey, it works...

This is a dumb video, but I liked it because our two dobies, Heckle and Jeckle love the pool.

Pazzesco's iPod...

Condemned Cambridge Cops

Here are the police reports detailing the confrontation last week between Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and Cambridge cops, who were condemned by President Obama for acting "stupidly" in arresting the African-American scholar.

"asked by Crowley to speak with him outside the residence, Gates replied, "ya, I'll speak with your mama outside.""

Cambridge Police still waiting for an O-pology for “stupid” comment. Obama loves to apologize "for" the USA, but I'm guessing his Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) will prevent him from apologizing "to" the USA.

Who Will President Obama Drum Up Hate Against Next?

Update:
Gates-Gate Reader

H/T: No Sheeples Here

Yesterday's Solar Eclipse

Click on picture to check out gallery of yesterday's solar eclipse.

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Back To Work

Just got back in town. The dogs were almost as happy to see us as my sister was when we fetched them from her house. Her puppysitting is going to cost us a little more than the DeGrazia and bottles of merlot. Apparently we owe her some lawn furniture as well.

Spent 5 days canoeing down the Black River in AZ with the kids and my girlfriend. We saw nearly 2 dozen black bears, a chit-load of deer and a couple of incredible bull elk, but learned that we didn't win in the Fall Hunt Lotto, so we won't be eating any of'em for Thanksgiving.

Absolutely beautiful country, great fishing, but we really needed an extra canoe for the girls' luggage...



Why women need so many wardrobe changes on a fucking camping trip is beyond me.

"The Apache park ranger that's trailing us on horseback has already seen me in the turquoise halter top."

I shouldn't complain, the girls were great sports and this trip was truly roughing-it.

They were ready though. Before leaving, Miss Anthropic made reservations at a Tucson spa for the day after our return to civilization. The ladies spent the day at the spa and the boy and I got in a round on the Mountain Course at Ventana Canyon and then he talked my into another 18 on Randolph North after lunch. The little shit is driving the ball 300 yds. Thank goodness his short game still sucks!

Spent the last few days laying around at Mom's house and playing a little more golf. Miss shot a 90 at Sonoma Ranch after not picking up a club for 2 years. She was an insufferable duffette for the rest of the weekend, refusing to play on Sunday she just drove the cart and offered tips while painting her nails.

"Loosen your grip Sweetie"
"Fast hands baby, that's the key."
"Well... I see you've forgotten how to use your hips outside the bedroom as well."

Never did make it to the casino and if Miss had shot her damn 90 before the canoe trip, she would've never made it home...

No Aces last week, so here's one:

IOWAHAWK For U.S. Car Czar!

Finally CHANGE we truly CAN believe in!

Iowahawk has thrown his wrench into the ring and has offered his services as the U.S.A. Car Czar!

This is our chance to put some muscle back into the car industry. So shake a tail fin and START THE GROUNDSWELL! Tell Washington we support the only man who can lead the American automotive industry back to greatness.

Previously posted: Iowahawk has posted a video from December 2008, based on an earlier Iowahawk post. This video is evidence that Iowahawk has the vision to save the auto industry and put Detroit back to work!

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Meet "Dogboy" by Joseph Seigenthaler

Joseph Seigenthaler's bizarre work is meant to fascinate, engage, repel and stimulate the viewer.

His pieces are included in the permanent collections of the Museum of Contemporary Art, Chicago, and the Contemporary Museum in Honolulu, Hawaii, as well as numerous private collections throughout the United States.

His work reminds me of looking into the audience during my days in a punk rock band.

Below, one of his animations: